Creature Sightings / The Paramount
Gorilla On The Paramount
Witnesses reported a giant gorilla perched on top of The Paramount in Huntington.
BWN Video Report
Vertical report: gorilla above The Paramount
Broken World News is tracking a fictional scene in downtown Huntington after a giant gorilla was reportedly spotted sitting above The Paramount.
The invented report says traffic slowed as the creature looked over New York Avenue with the seriousness of a headliner waiting for showtime.
What witnesses reported
Fictional witnesses described the gorilla as quiet, observant, and uninterested in ticket availability.
Several imaginary pedestrians said the animal seemed to be watching the marquee.
Officials are investigating
Authorities in the satire report are said to be studying whether music vibrations attracted the creature.
This story is AI-generated fiction and has no connection to The Paramount unless explicitly stated.
Disclosure
AI-generated satire. This fictional story was created for entertainment.
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